Wait! Come on you guys wait up for me!, puuullLLEASE! �Hurry up then � said one of the boys. �Your always way behind.� �It�s not my fault!� said Obo. �Shateebwa told Ma I didn�t clean the crackleburr barrel when I already did.� �I had to go to TenWays for some Thornton seeds as a punishment.� Librial stopped and waited for Obo, �Shateebwa is such a hateful bitch.� The other boys were getting farther ahead. �Don�t worry Obo, we�ll catch up together...or we won�t. If we don�t we�ll strike out on our own for the day.� Obo caught up to Librial, quite out of breath. Librial sat down on the side of the path, �Have a seat, I don�t think we�ll get much farther if you don�t rest a bit.� Obo collapsed in a heap next to Librial. He was glad Librial waited for him, and even gladder when the other boys were so far ahead they were outta sight. �Did you hear any news while you were at TenWays?� asked Librial? �Only that someone stole the Thricetwin as it was being brought overland for the ceremony of the Lady of Light.� Obo beamed with pride as he told the news to Librial. �AND, it was stolen on this very road, just two days ago last night!� �How could anyone steal the Thricetwin?� Librial thought out loud. �It means so much to so many, but it�s nothing but a rock.� �It�s not worth anything.� �Oh yes it is� said Obo �Sleevun at TenWays said it had powers that no mortal man or woman could resist.� �Said it was setsual� Librial gave Obo a queer look. �Sleevum was filling you full of shit!� He said. �Is he the one who told you it was stolen?� For his age Obo was pretty smart but Librial knew that Obo was a bit naive and gullible when it came to certain things. �No! No!� cried Obo, �It was one of the Preemptor�s men who brought word of the robbery.�
At this point this writer feels you might be wondering about a few things so I�ll clue you in.
Shateebwa is Obo�s sister. A crackleburr barrel is a barrel in which you store crackleburrs. Thornton seeds are seeds from which you grow Thorntons. Librial is Obo�s best friend. The Thricetwin is a rock, but everyone likes to have it around for the Lady of Light ceremony. Sleevun is an unfortunate soul who will whittle a cup to have something to pour a drink in if that�s what it takes to get a drink.....provided you won�t give him the bottle. The Preemptor is the head guy, the ruling dude, most notable in his reign is the organizing of the Thrillsday Party. The Preemptor enacted a Law of the Land that requires a party every Thrillsday, which celebrates one day past hump day which is Wednesday. It is truly the one and only law of the land which has never been broken. And setsual is....well......sexual.
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